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| Effective January 1, 2010, No-Toil will be outsourcing sponsorship requests and will no longer accept race resumes at the world headquarters. Any resumes or sponsor requests will be used as signal flares or donated to the local boy scout troop for kindling. To enlist in the No-Toil army, sign up with either of the following enlistment outposts: |
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XTRM Action Sports Network, the most powerful network in action sports. Join the revolution at: xtrm.com |
Send all sponsorship info to info@langstonmotorsports.com |
| If you race and want to enlist in the No-Toil army and you want to be a part of the most elite group of free-thinking, non-encumbered, anti-traditional riders on the planet. And you want your IQ to jump 50 points due to your power of of deductive reasoning and desire to use No-Toil products! Then enlist in the army. and no matter what anybody else says, rest assured that you are using the world's greatest air filtration products. No-Toil is revolutionary and that makes YOU revolutionary! If your are accepted and pass the physical fitness and lie detector tests, then from here on out, you are fighting a war, albeit a revolutionary war, to end mindless and unwarranted involvement with the world's greatest evil: PBAFO (Petroleum Based Air Filter Oil)! As a No-Toil revolutionary, you are admitted into the inner-sanctum of No-Toilness and thereby afforded the great opportunity to purchase No-Toil products with sponsorship prices. This will help you in your battle against the hallucinogenic PBAFO devotees and also with your racing. We have a wide range of products in our arsenal... too long to list on this top-secret document, but you will find them readily available on the No-Toil products page of the above mentioned No-Toil enlistment outposts. No-Toil wishes you the best of luck in your fight to erradicate the PBAFO freaks...and good luck racing, too. General No-Toil Guy |
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