No Toil Products...The Birth of the Future.
It’s a little known fact that the movie “Matrix” was inspired by No-Toil’s inception and fight against the evil petroleum companies (or ‘machines’) that are controlling the unsuspecting air filtration industry.
Bob Jensen, or “Morpheus” as he’s known around the world, was the first to “awake” from his bondage to the petroleum air filter oil companies. While living through his daily machine-induced dream world of motocross riding, he became “aware” of a better way to oil and clean air filters.
Because the system was biodegradable and non-toxic and used no petroleum products or solvents, he was marked as a rebel and the machines sent their “agents” in an attempt to correct the disturbance. But, Morpheus (Bob), was too crafty and strong for the “agents”.
With help from the “Oracles” or Dave Coupe and Doug Gibbs, as you know them, Morpheus was able to patent the No-Toil Biodegradable Foam Filter Oil and create a resistance movement that is growing stronger every day.
At the helm of the engineering and design of products is Brad Jensen whose real name is “Tank”.
But the real impetus of the movement came when Morpheus discovered and liberated “Neo-The Chosen One” whom the world knows as Scott Oakes.
With Neo’s uncanny ability to fight and destroy the “Machine’s” attempts to stop the No-Toil movement, “Zion” has grown in strength and numbers and will someday emerge victorious over all those who cling to the stone-age relics of petroleum oil air filtration.
Neo extends an invitation to all the free-thinking riders to awaken from the hazy slumber of petroleum products and join the No-Toil resistance movement. Do not fear, there is strength in numbers and as No-Toil’s accountant, Napoleon states: “Pedro offers you his protection and he will make your wildest dreams come true”. Just remember...follow the white rabbit...
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Contact List:
President: Scott Oakes scott@notoil.com
V.P. Design & Engineering Brad Jensen: brad@notoil.com
General Manager: Rudy Knight rudy@notoil.com
Customer Service: customerservice@notoil.com
Shipping/Receiving: Keli Farmer keli@notoil.com
Sales: sales@notoil.com
Complaints: complaint@thisisgoingnowhere.com
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P.O. Box 3070
Yuba City, CA 95992
No-Toil Industries
1327 Harter Rd.
Yuba City, CA 95993
(530) 671-4645 Tel.
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